i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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