it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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