dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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