i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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