I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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