You're so nebulous sometimes
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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