i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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