Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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