New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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