windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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