I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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