Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
pray to the hookup gods
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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