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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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