Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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