it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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