2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
