I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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