Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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