dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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