Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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