Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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