Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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