I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."