As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other