O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She's allergic to latex.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito