no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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