Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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