woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
