There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
false alarm, still single
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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