the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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