I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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