You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
