You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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