I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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