awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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