It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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