At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
handjob tips. give me some.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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