i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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