we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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