I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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