I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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