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Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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