matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to