So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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