what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
only if we run a train.
done.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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