Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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