worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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