operation harelip BJ is a go
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm at about main and main street
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
