Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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