But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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