The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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