she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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