your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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