omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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