K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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