Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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