So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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